1 00:00:02,437 --> 00:00:04,134 - Come on. Come on. Bring it back. 2 00:00:04,178 --> 00:00:05,744 Cut the wheel. There you go. 3 00:00:05,788 --> 00:00:07,311 Good job. A little more. 4 00:00:07,355 --> 00:00:09,270 A little more. Right there. Right there. 5 00:00:09,313 --> 00:00:12,186 [laughing] Hey! Yes. 6 00:00:12,229 --> 00:00:14,057 Way to go, honey. I love it. 7 00:00:14,101 --> 00:00:15,406 - Yes. - Come here. 8 00:00:15,450 --> 00:00:16,973 I'm so proud of you. Come here. 9 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,192 [smooching] I want a kiss from you. 10 00:00:18,235 --> 00:00:19,541 - Come on, baby. - Jeez, stop. 11 00:00:19,584 --> 00:00:20,977 - Oh, I love you. - Let go of me. 12 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,762 - You're my baby. - Hey, get off me. 13 00:00:23,806 --> 00:00:25,068 [smooching] 14 00:00:25,112 --> 00:00:26,896 - Oh, you have got to be kidding me. 15 00:00:26,939 --> 00:00:29,029 In what world do you think it's okay 16 00:00:29,072 --> 00:00:30,726 to speak to a female employee that way? 17 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:32,728 - No, sir, you don't understand. 18 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:35,296 - And you certainly don't touch them inappropriately like that. 19 00:00:35,339 --> 00:00:36,645 - Oh, uh-- 20 00:00:36,688 --> 00:00:37,863 - The city is gonna hear about this. 21 00:00:37,907 --> 00:00:39,300 Hold on a second. 22 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:40,997 - I got your back, female firefighter. 23 00:00:41,911 --> 00:00:43,391 - Can we still go get ice cream? 24 00:00:43,434 --> 00:00:45,045 Yeah, okay. Who's driving? 25 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:46,785 Me! [whoops] 26 00:00:46,829 --> 00:00:49,788 [Foreigner's "Hot Blooded"] 27 00:00:49,832 --> 00:00:53,879 ♪ 28 00:00:53,923 --> 00:00:56,578 - ♪ Well, I'm hot-blooded 29 00:00:56,621 --> 00:00:59,189 ♪ Check it and see 30 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:02,888 ♪ I got a fever of 103 31 00:01:02,932 --> 00:01:05,717 ♪ I'm hot-blooded 32 00:01:06,414 --> 00:01:08,546 [light music] 33 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:10,635 - Hey. Still studying, Luce? 34 00:01:10,679 --> 00:01:14,161 - I got the test today. - Second time's the charm, huh? 35 00:01:14,204 --> 00:01:15,292 - [laughter] - Yeah. 36 00:01:15,336 --> 00:01:16,989 Well, I'm still gonna be 37 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:19,296 the first female at Station 24 - with a 2 - Q license. 38 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:21,255 And then you better watch out, Ike, 39 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:22,821 because I'm gonna be driving that engine. 40 00:01:22,865 --> 00:01:24,562 Whoo, scary. 41 00:01:24,606 --> 00:01:25,955 Just remember, the mirrors in there, 42 00:01:25,998 --> 00:01:27,478 they're not for checking your makeup. 43 00:01:27,522 --> 00:01:29,698 - [laughs] Yeah. And no selfies while driving. 44 00:01:29,741 --> 00:01:31,221 - Y'all ever hear about the female driver 45 00:01:31,265 --> 00:01:32,570 that ran out of gas? 46 00:01:32,614 --> 00:01:35,225 She thought the car ran on emotions. 47 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:36,792 [laughs sarcastically] 48 00:01:36,835 --> 00:01:38,185 Yeah, keep laughing, Granny, because next, 49 00:01:38,228 --> 00:01:39,360 I'm gonna get my paramedic license, 50 00:01:39,403 --> 00:01:41,144 and then you'll be out of work. 51 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:42,406 - all: Ooh. - What? Can she do that? 52 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:43,842 Lucy, I'm rooting for you. 53 00:01:43,886 --> 00:01:45,496 I love a woman who drives a truck. 54 00:01:45,540 --> 00:01:47,368 Actually, it's on my list of Penisi's top qualities. 55 00:01:47,411 --> 00:01:48,847 [ding] 56 00:01:48,891 --> 00:01:50,327 - What are some of the other ones, Cap? 57 00:01:50,371 --> 00:01:52,503 A woman who doesn't "mess with my hair"? 58 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:54,940 [laughter] 59 00:01:54,984 --> 00:01:56,681 - Actually, there are several things 60 00:01:56,725 --> 00:01:58,466 I find irresistible in a woman. 61 00:01:58,509 --> 00:01:59,510 For example, 62 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:01,556 I like female commuters 63 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:03,732 who wear business suits and sneakers. 64 00:02:03,775 --> 00:02:06,865 I'm a sucker for girls who like Patrick Swayze movies. 65 00:02:06,909 --> 00:02:08,302 I like that too. 66 00:02:08,345 --> 00:02:10,130 - I love tall women. 6 feet and up. 67 00:02:10,173 --> 00:02:11,914 - I actually worked with an exotic dancer once 68 00:02:11,957 --> 00:02:13,350 who was over 7 feet tall. 69 00:02:13,394 --> 00:02:14,569 You know what her name was? 70 00:02:14,612 --> 00:02:16,832 - Andrea the Giant. - Whoa. 71 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:19,400 - Her G-string was like a parasail. 72 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:20,401 Where is she now? 73 00:02:20,444 --> 00:02:22,229 She fell off a cliff. 74 00:02:22,272 --> 00:02:23,752 [exhales] 75 00:02:23,795 --> 00:02:25,580 - The city takes sexual harassment complaints 76 00:02:25,623 --> 00:02:26,972 very seriously. 77 00:02:27,016 --> 00:02:28,539 Councilwoman, 78 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:30,280 you cannot sexually harass your own daughter. 79 00:02:30,324 --> 00:02:32,195 - We both know the TFD has a lot of ground to make up 80 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:34,023 when it comes to gender equality. 81 00:02:34,066 --> 00:02:35,198 Oh, really? 82 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:36,330 Did you know we're about to get 83 00:02:36,373 --> 00:02:38,506 our first female engine driver? 84 00:02:38,549 --> 00:02:41,857 - Cool. Welcome to the 19th century. 85 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:43,815 This shift hasn't had sexual bias training 86 00:02:43,859 --> 00:02:45,208 in over four years, 87 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:46,818 and now you have a female firefighter. 88 00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:48,342 So I've arranged for a counselor 89 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:49,952 to run a session today. 90 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:52,259 Today? What if we're busy? 91 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:55,523 Make some time...sweetie. 92 00:02:57,394 --> 00:02:59,048 - [cries out] - Oh! 93 00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:03,357 Might wanna get that fixed! 94 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,402 - I can call my daughter "sweetie." 95 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:07,230 - And you know who else I think is hot? 96 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:08,753 Marge Simpson, 97 00:03:08,797 --> 00:03:10,233 but that's really about the blue hair 98 00:03:10,277 --> 00:03:12,279 because I love blue hair. 99 00:03:12,322 --> 00:03:13,889 I love a woman who eats with her hands, 100 00:03:13,932 --> 00:03:16,021 and I love a woman who likes black coffee. 101 00:03:16,065 --> 00:03:17,240 - [snoring] - Hey, everybody. 102 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:18,763 I just met with Linda Price. 103 00:03:18,807 --> 00:03:20,025 - What? Is she still here? - She's gone. 104 00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:21,418 Whew. 105 00:03:21,462 --> 00:03:22,550 - What does she check on your list? 106 00:03:22,593 --> 00:03:23,855 Municipal authority figure. 107 00:03:23,899 --> 00:03:25,205 Oh, that's so specific. 108 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:26,597 She has ordered us to undergo 109 00:03:26,641 --> 00:03:28,904 a sexual bias training session today. 110 00:03:28,947 --> 00:03:30,253 I told you not to kiss me. 111 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:31,254 - I can kiss you whatever I want! 112 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:32,995 You're my daughter. 113 00:03:33,038 --> 00:03:34,388 The instructor will be here shortly. 114 00:03:34,431 --> 00:03:35,954 Okay. 115 00:03:35,998 --> 00:03:37,347 - Ugh, is this gonna be more role-playing? 116 00:03:37,391 --> 00:03:38,740 - Are they gonna check our social media? 117 00:03:38,783 --> 00:03:39,871 Guys, stop. 118 00:03:39,915 --> 00:03:41,308 As the most woke person here, 119 00:03:41,351 --> 00:03:43,223 I can tell you that sexual bias training 120 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:44,876 is something we can all learn from, 121 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,357 especially a chief who hugs his female employees. 122 00:03:47,401 --> 00:03:49,141 - Watch it. Next time, I'll hug you. 123 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:51,143 - Yeah, and I'll hug you back because I'm that woke. 124 00:03:51,187 --> 00:03:53,233 - [growls] - Why are you growling? 125 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:54,930 [growls] 126 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,541 [sighing] 127 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,283 Oh, Jesus! Come on. 128 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:03,765 - Ah, sheep shit! - You okay, Chief? 129 00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:06,028 - Ah, I just spilt my coffee over the rug. 130 00:04:06,071 --> 00:04:07,856 Oh, man. Yeah, right there? 131 00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:09,597 - No, actually, that's when Eddie tried to surprise me 132 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,642 on my birthday in his birthday suit--oof. 133 00:04:11,686 --> 00:04:13,035 - Oh, there it is. - Nope. 134 00:04:13,078 --> 00:04:14,384 That is when Eddie tried to show me 135 00:04:14,428 --> 00:04:15,820 how bouncy his new Super Ball was. 136 00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:17,126 It's actually this one over here. 137 00:04:17,169 --> 00:04:18,823 - Oh, man. - It's a freshy. 138 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:21,043 - Why don't you just get a new carpet in here, Chief? 139 00:04:21,086 --> 00:04:22,871 - Ah, I don't know; it's such a headache, you know? 140 00:04:22,914 --> 00:04:24,525 Those carpet guys are always trying to rip you off. 141 00:04:24,568 --> 00:04:26,483 - You do know that Andy's side job is selling carpet 142 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:27,789 for his uncle's carpet company, right? 143 00:04:27,832 --> 00:04:29,312 Huh. 144 00:04:29,356 --> 00:04:31,053 - I'm sure he'd give you a great deal, Chief. 145 00:04:31,096 --> 00:04:32,402 - I never really think of Andy outside of this building. 146 00:04:32,446 --> 00:04:33,708 Andy! 147 00:04:33,751 --> 00:04:34,709 - Maybe I should just flip it over. 148 00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:36,145 - Andy! - Hey! 149 00:04:36,188 --> 00:04:37,538 - What's up? - Ah. 150 00:04:37,581 --> 00:04:39,322 - Chief needs a new carpet, right? 151 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:40,976 That's you, baby. 152 00:04:41,019 --> 00:04:42,543 - Eh, I don't like to mix business with business. 153 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:43,848 Neither do I. 154 00:04:43,892 --> 00:04:44,893 Actually, I'm a very tough customer 155 00:04:44,936 --> 00:04:46,808 and a very savvy customer. 156 00:04:46,851 --> 00:04:48,853 I just figured if you're gonna give me a sweet deal, well... 157 00:04:48,897 --> 00:04:50,028 Of course I would. 158 00:04:50,072 --> 00:04:51,378 The problem is, 159 00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:52,466 I give my friends too sweet of a deal, 160 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:53,902 and then my uncle gets mad. 161 00:04:53,945 --> 00:04:55,295 - Well, we're not really friends, right? 162 00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:57,471 I mean, huh? Not friends? Wink, wink. 163 00:04:57,514 --> 00:04:59,124 - Uh-huh. You know what I mean? - [laughs] 164 00:04:59,168 --> 00:05:01,170 - No, no, we're not. - Yeah. All right. 165 00:05:01,213 --> 00:05:03,433 - Yeah. Okay, let's do it. I'll hook you up. 166 00:05:03,477 --> 00:05:05,522 - Ah, you'll hook me up. I love that. 167 00:05:05,566 --> 00:05:06,741 - Let's do it. - It all worked out. 168 00:05:06,784 --> 00:05:08,525 - That's awesome. - Yeah. 169 00:05:08,569 --> 00:05:10,832 Let's stop standing around and let's get back to work. 170 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:14,009 I'd love to talk some more, but I don't wanna anymore. 171 00:05:14,052 --> 00:05:15,837 - Hey, Luce, if you need any help learning how 172 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,795 to read a map, you can ask any one of us. 173 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:19,493 - [all hollering] - Oh, wow. Thanks. 174 00:05:19,536 --> 00:05:21,321 Coming from the guy who thought that AM radio 175 00:05:21,364 --> 00:05:22,496 only played in the morning. 176 00:05:22,539 --> 00:05:24,106 all: Oh! [laughter] 177 00:05:24,149 --> 00:05:25,890 - You're thinking of someone else. 178 00:05:25,934 --> 00:05:27,762 I know it means "after midnight." 179 00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:29,459 [door clicks open] 180 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:33,463 - Hi, everyone. I'm Courtney Brixton. 181 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:37,424 I'm your sexual bias training instructor. 182 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:39,426 ♪ 183 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:41,471 How is it going? 184 00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:43,255 - Hi. - Hi. How are you? 185 00:05:43,299 --> 00:05:44,996 - Nice to meet you. - Hi. 186 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,434 Oh, do you need some help with that, Captain? 187 00:05:47,477 --> 00:05:50,350 I got it. It's a little high. [both chuckle] 188 00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:52,264 - I hope you're still here when I need to wipe up a spill. 189 00:05:52,308 --> 00:05:55,355 [laughs] 190 00:05:55,398 --> 00:05:57,357 Oh, God, I needed a laugh. 191 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,968 Oh, I hope it's okay that I parked my truck out back. 192 00:06:00,011 --> 00:06:02,100 I just could not find a spot. 193 00:06:02,144 --> 00:06:04,755 I mean, just the bed is so wide. 194 00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:07,410 Okay. 195 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:09,717 Ready to get started, Captain? 196 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,153 Um, yeah. 197 00:06:11,196 --> 00:06:12,937 [ding] Yeah. 198 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:15,897 Let me, uh, get you set up in the meeting room. 199 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:17,594 - Right this way. - Okay. 200 00:06:17,638 --> 00:06:19,683 I'll just follow you. 201 00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:21,946 - See you in there. - Okay! See you in a bit. 202 00:06:21,990 --> 00:06:25,297 - Tall, sneakers, truck, and hair. 203 00:06:25,341 --> 00:06:26,603 She hit him with the knockout combo. 204 00:06:26,647 --> 00:06:27,735 Yeah. 205 00:06:27,778 --> 00:06:29,171 I hope he can appreciate that 206 00:06:29,214 --> 00:06:30,825 that's the sexual harassment teacher. 207 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:32,609 - Oh, man. - [laughing] 208 00:06:32,653 --> 00:06:34,132 - Wait, wait, wait, he wouldn't make a move, would he? 209 00:06:34,176 --> 00:06:36,570 - On his dream girl? [sarcastically] No. 210 00:06:36,613 --> 00:06:40,182 [laughter] 211 00:06:40,225 --> 00:06:41,749 - We should keep an eye on him. - No, yeah. For sure. 212 00:06:41,792 --> 00:06:43,185 - Of course. - Absolutely. Absolutely. 213 00:06:43,228 --> 00:06:44,752 - I'm definitely going to keep my... 214 00:06:44,795 --> 00:06:46,580 - I'm sure you guys think this is just gonna be 215 00:06:46,623 --> 00:06:48,799 another boring corporate presentation, 216 00:06:48,843 --> 00:06:52,455 and I assure you, it is gonna be exactly that. 217 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:55,676 But I will try to make it short. 218 00:06:55,719 --> 00:06:57,634 Hmm. I prefer shag carpet. 219 00:06:57,678 --> 00:06:59,593 [laughter] 220 00:06:59,636 --> 00:07:01,072 Whew. All right. 221 00:07:01,116 --> 00:07:02,509 I would normally be reading 222 00:07:02,552 --> 00:07:04,424 about two hours of stuff to you guys, 223 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:05,990 but what if we just talk some shit 224 00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:07,731 and get out of here as quickly as possible? 225 00:07:07,775 --> 00:07:08,993 - Cool. - Does that sound good? 226 00:07:09,037 --> 00:07:10,473 - Take your time. - Yes, ma'am. 227 00:07:10,517 --> 00:07:11,518 - I know you think you're being played, 228 00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:12,693 but don't call me "ma'am." 229 00:07:12,736 --> 00:07:14,390 Calling me "ma'am," 230 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,261 that's like putting an elevator in an outhouse. 231 00:07:16,305 --> 00:07:17,785 It don't belong. 232 00:07:17,828 --> 00:07:19,264 - Did you just quote "Road House"? 233 00:07:19,308 --> 00:07:21,745 - I did. [laughs] Thank you for noticing. 234 00:07:21,789 --> 00:07:23,704 I have this tic where I just, like, 235 00:07:23,747 --> 00:07:25,836 quote Patrick Swayze movies. 236 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,621 I'm crazy for Swayze, I know. 237 00:07:27,664 --> 00:07:29,579 - [dreamily] No way-ze. - Okay. 238 00:07:29,623 --> 00:07:33,191 So has anyone ever heard of a term called unconscious bias? 239 00:07:33,235 --> 00:07:35,672 - Oh, I'm not sure. Why don't you run it "bi-us"? 240 00:07:35,716 --> 00:07:38,762 - [laughing] - Woof. 241 00:07:39,241 --> 00:07:42,810 - Okay. Let's dive in. - [sighs happily] 242 00:07:42,853 --> 00:07:45,160 She is perfect. 243 00:07:45,203 --> 00:07:47,031 Absolutely perfect. [exhales] 244 00:07:47,075 --> 00:07:49,338 Blue hair with streaks of purple--ooh. Tall... 245 00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:52,123 - Yeah, congrats on kind of keeping yourself under control. 246 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:53,385 I'm not an idiot. 247 00:07:53,429 --> 00:07:55,605 She's the sexual bias instructor. 248 00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:57,302 Hey, sorry to interrupt. 249 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:59,304 It's just, is there a lady's bathroom anywhere? 250 00:07:59,348 --> 00:08:01,045 Mm, not really, 251 00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:02,743 but the closest thing's down the hall, to the right. 252 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:03,961 Cool. Thanks. 253 00:08:04,005 --> 00:08:05,528 - Oh, hey, Courtney. - Yes? 254 00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:07,269 - We're about to have lunch. Are you hungry? 255 00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:09,358 - Oh, I couldn't. Thank you, though. 256 00:08:09,401 --> 00:08:11,491 - Hold on, hold on. I'm cooking something special. 257 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:13,275 And I was thinking maybe you could help us find 258 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:15,669 some more of our blind spots, because we got some. 259 00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:17,192 Sure. 260 00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:19,499 I don't have a ton of time, but it's a deal. 261 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:20,761 You better be a good cook. 262 00:08:20,804 --> 00:08:22,284 The best. 263 00:08:22,327 --> 00:08:24,242 Okay. 264 00:08:24,634 --> 00:08:26,549 Boy, is you stuck on stupid? 265 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:28,333 We just got done with that seminar. 266 00:08:28,377 --> 00:08:30,031 - With all your woman driver jokes, 267 00:08:30,074 --> 00:08:31,989 I'm thinking maybe you need to learn some more. 268 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:34,035 - Uh-uh, stop. We see what you're doing. 269 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:35,384 I'm not doing anything. 270 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:36,690 Although, it has occurred to me 271 00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:38,387 that it's not harassment 272 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:41,129 if I get her to ask me out. 273 00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:42,957 - [laughter] - Son of a bitch. 274 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,611 You think you're gonna get 275 00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:46,656 the sexual harassment instructor to ask you out 276 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,571 after the sexual harassment class? 277 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:50,007 - I'm already doing well with stage one: 278 00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:51,574 non-flirting flirting. 279 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:53,271 - Non-flirting flirting? 280 00:08:53,315 --> 00:08:54,664 - It's master-level stuff. 281 00:08:54,708 --> 00:08:56,144 - Yeah; that's where I hit on her 282 00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:57,624 without actually hitting on her. 283 00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,190 It's so imperceptible. 284 00:08:59,234 --> 00:09:00,844 She doesn't even realize it's already working. 285 00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:03,151 - Like carbon monoxide. - Exactly. 286 00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:05,936 - I gotta go cook lunch. - Okay. 287 00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:07,895 It ain't gonna work! 288 00:09:07,938 --> 00:09:10,027 That ain't gonna work. She's a trained professional. 289 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:11,594 I don't know, man. 290 00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:13,683 I think Cap could pull it off. 291 00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:15,076 - Put your money where your mouth is. 292 00:09:15,119 --> 00:09:16,730 - Wait, you guys, don't you think 293 00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:18,645 we should be putting a stop to these Cap moves? 294 00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:21,778 - 50 bucks says Cap gets her to ask him out. 295 00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:23,693 - Deal. - Boom. 296 00:09:23,737 --> 00:09:24,912 - Have you guys learned nothing? 297 00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:26,304 - What you mean? - About what? 298 00:09:29,438 --> 00:09:30,831 All right. 299 00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:32,572 Johnny, get some measurements in here. 300 00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:33,964 Carl, let's see what the subfloor looks like, huh? 301 00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:35,270 - Let's move. - Wow. 302 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:36,619 There's a different Andy, huh? 303 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,229 - Chief, did you look at the book? 304 00:09:38,273 --> 00:09:39,622 - The sample book? Yeah, I got it right here. 305 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:41,102 I was thinking about a medium pile. 306 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:42,756 - No, you don't want a medium pile. 307 00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:44,148 You want a low pile. This is a high-traffic area. 308 00:09:44,192 --> 00:09:45,759 What about color? 309 00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:47,717 - I thought Raspberry Tart looked pretty tasty. 310 00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:49,197 Too dark. 311 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,633 You want something in the beige family, 312 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:52,504 like Tuscan Marvel or the Sedona Tidewater. 313 00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:54,463 - Oh, okay. Tuscan. Marvel looks nice. 314 00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:56,117 - Tuscan Marvel it is. Good choice. 315 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:57,727 - Very similar to what I have. - Tuscan Marvel. 316 00:09:57,771 --> 00:09:59,555 Good choice. 317 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:00,904 Okay, Tuscan Marvel. 318 00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:02,863 - Johnny! What's taking so long, man? 319 00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:05,169 It's just a simple measurement. It's 17, 3. 320 00:10:05,213 --> 00:10:06,780 Hah. 17, 3. 321 00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,651 - You just saw that? - I can eyeball that. 322 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:11,001 - I bet you're way off. - Johnny, bring it over. 323 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,655 Oh. 324 00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:14,701 Whoa, right on the money. How'd you do that? 325 00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:17,312 - It's what I do. - Huh! Wow. 326 00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:19,531 - Okay, well, I was thinking about this brand right here. 327 00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:21,098 - No, I wouldn't even wipe my feet with that. 328 00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:22,839 I'd go with this brand. 329 00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:24,624 It's a dollar more per yard, but it's well worth it. 330 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,234 Okay, stop, stop, stop. 331 00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:27,670 I know what you're trying to do, Andy. 332 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:30,934 I don't need the more expensive one. 333 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:34,198 - Ah, look at that beauty of a family. 334 00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:35,765 You and your four daughters. 335 00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:37,462 - Well, that's my wife. Of course you know that. 336 00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:41,466 - Man, how old are they now? Like, what, 20-ish? 337 00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:43,120 - The younger ones are teenagers. 338 00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:44,426 - Teenagers, yeah. - And Lucy is, you know, Lucy. 339 00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:46,384 - Sure. Lucy is Lucy. - Yeah. 340 00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:48,648 - You probably only get the best for your daughters. 341 00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:50,388 - I do, yeah. Mm-hmm. 342 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:52,086 - You should get the best for yourself. 343 00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:53,696 I mean you are the chief, right? 344 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,002 Yeah. 345 00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:57,047 - This brand is so high quality, 346 00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:59,049 you'll actually be saving money. 347 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:01,269 - Saving money? - Yeah. 348 00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:03,575 - Okay, well... - Okay! Let's do that. 349 00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,186 And let's get some of this stuff out of here. 350 00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:07,318 Come on, chop, chop. Let's go. 351 00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:10,017 - [traditional Italian music] - Lunch is served. 352 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:12,454 - Wow. - Cioppino Penisi. 353 00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:16,414 Il pesce piu fresco per tutto Tacoma. 354 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,068 - You speak Italian? - Eh. 355 00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:20,680 Un pochino. Mangiate, per favore. 356 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,594 - God, you guys get crab legs for lunch? 357 00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,727 I love crab legs. 358 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:27,730 Do you mind if I eat with my hands, or... 359 00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:28,992 - Yeah, of course. - Oh, okay! 360 00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,428 Because they're way better 361 00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:31,516 when you're just eating with your hands. 362 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:34,084 Look how soft. 363 00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:36,217 Mmm! Oh, my God. 364 00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:37,740 Splendido. 365 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,046 - Grazie, Courtney. Mangiamo. 366 00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:41,744 Mmm! 367 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,354 - Yeah, there's cracks all along here. 368 00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:44,747 Do you see those? 369 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,227 - Look at those cracks over there. 370 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:47,576 - So many cracks. Cracks here, cracks there. 371 00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:48,751 - I mean, they're... - Wow. Okay. 372 00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:50,448 - The whole floor. - I mean, 373 00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:52,276 and then there's a bunch of cracks over here, Chief. 374 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,800 - Cracks everywhere. - Yeah. 375 00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:55,540 This would usually cost you so much more, 376 00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,891 but I'm gonna absorb the patchwork on my end. 377 00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,196 Okay, Chief? 378 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,720 - Yeah, okay. - Just for you. 379 00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:03,374 Carl! Let me see that. 380 00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:05,072 Where did you get this blade, huh? 381 00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:06,726 The bottom of a cereal box? 382 00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:08,858 Go. Get a new blade! 383 00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:11,513 You're embarrassing me. Blades are cheap! 384 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:15,691 Johnny. Thank you so much. 385 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,214 Mmm! 386 00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:20,391 Johnny, nice "cappuccins." 387 00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:23,177 - You want one of these, Chief? - Nope. I'm good. 388 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,831 That's how we got here in the first place. 389 00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:26,484 [both laughing] 390 00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:27,921 Man, nice one. 391 00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:30,706 So funny, Chief. You are so funny. 392 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:34,231 So we have you done for the super-blend poly adhesive. 393 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,581 I also have you down for that stain guard coating. 394 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:40,585 - Oh, I don't need that. - Chief, it's only $50 more. 395 00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,936 Plus I'm absorbing all of the patchwork 396 00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:44,633 and you're not getting padding in here. 397 00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,417 I wouldn't skimp on the stain guard. 398 00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:47,592 - Stop with the upselling, Andy. 399 00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:48,942 You think I don't get it? 400 00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,813 I'm a savvy customer. 401 00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,206 I'm not gonna pay the extra costs. 402 00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:54,251 - Wow! You did it. You got me. 403 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:57,080 - Yeah. - Boy, you are good. 404 00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:58,821 - I've never seen Salesman Andy before. 405 00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,518 It's kinda weird. 406 00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:02,477 - Well, they have a saying in the carpet business, 407 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,697 "You show weakness, you get walked on." 408 00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:07,961 - [chuckling] Okay. All right. Well, you know what? 409 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:10,354 I can see it a mile away. So don't waste your time. 410 00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:12,182 - I'm not gonna waste any more of your time. 411 00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,489 You just need to pick a scent for the carpet deodorizer. 412 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:16,708 - Okay, I don't need any carpet deodorizer. 413 00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:18,493 - What about the smell in here, Chief? 414 00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:21,278 - What smell? - Ah, no offense, Chief, 415 00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:24,412 but it smells like breath and hot dog water in here. 416 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:26,849 - Hot-dog water? - No. Hot dog water. 417 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,938 Everybody's talking about it. Trust me. 418 00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:32,028 This is the way to stop the whispering around here. 419 00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:34,552 Okay. 420 00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:36,337 I think it smells fine in here. 421 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,991 It smells like me. 422 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:40,254 [upbeat music playing on speaker] 423 00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,951 - Hey Captain, do you want some help with that? 424 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:43,823 - No, no. I love doing dishes. 425 00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:45,085 It's something I'm good at. 426 00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:46,782 - You're also good at making lunch. 427 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,828 - Well, feeding people makes me happy. 428 00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:51,352 - Courtney, can I get you a cup of coffee or something? 429 00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:52,744 Yeah, just black, though. 430 00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,964 [dish clatters loudly] 431 00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,748 Are you okay? 432 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,228 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything's fine. 433 00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:01,231 Just listening to the tune. Vibing out. 434 00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,755 Man, I feel this one in my bones. 435 00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:06,454 Yeah, you can't help but move to this one. 436 00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:09,849 - Oh, there he goes. - He's a pretty good dancer. 437 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:12,416 - Oh, yeah? - Hey! Yeah! 438 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:14,723 - Oh! - Come on. Who's feeling it? 439 00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,464 All right. Come on up here. 440 00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:18,031 You don't need a reason to get on the dance floor. 441 00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:19,510 - Come on, Ike, you're a dancer. - Yeah, yeah. 442 00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,077 - I mean... - It'd be weird if I... 443 00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:24,298 - No, it looks fun. - Oh, there we go. 444 00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:26,866 - Whoa. - Come on. Yeah. 445 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:29,781 - Oh, yeah. There we go. - I love dancing, but I can't. 446 00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:31,522 - We're working. - Yeah? 447 00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:32,959 Courtney, you know, I used to be a break-dancer. 448 00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:34,569 - Really? - Yeah. 449 00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,005 Break-dancing was my thing. 450 00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,964 - Really? - Check it out. 451 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,617 - Oh, yeah. - Oh. 452 00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,402 - Watch out. Oh, it's going down there. 453 00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:42,925 - Oh. - It's coming back up. 454 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:45,319 - Whoo. - Whoa, baby. 455 00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:48,191 - Oh, hey what's that? - Oh, that? 456 00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:51,151 - Who put this piece of cardboard here? 457 00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:53,022 - Yeah, I must have left it there by accident. 458 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,981 That's so weird. 459 00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:57,070 [Run DMC's "It's Tricky" playing on speaker] 460 00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:58,723 - ♪ This beat is my recital, I think it's very vital ♪ 461 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,464 - ♪ To rock - ♪ A rhyme 462 00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:02,075 - ♪ That's right - ♪ On time 463 00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,598 - ♪ "It's Tricky" is the title ♪ 464 00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,295 - ♪ Here we go! It's tricky ♪ 465 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,949 ♪ To rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme ♪ 466 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:09,560 ♪ That's right on time, it's tricky ♪ 467 00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:11,127 - ♪ It's tricky - Whoa! 468 00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:13,086 ♪ Tricky, tricky, 469 00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:14,957 ♪ It's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme ♪ 470 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,698 ♪ That's right on time, it's tricky ♪ 471 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:18,004 - ♪ T-t-t-tricky - ♪ Tricky 472 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,353 ♪ Tricky! 473 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:20,702 ♪ I met this little girly 474 00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,965 ♪ Her hair was kind of curly 475 00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,575 ♪ Went to her house and bust her out ♪ 476 00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,403 ♪ I had to love real early 477 00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:27,839 ♪ These girls are really sleazy ♪ 478 00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:30,103 - Oh, oh! - Whoa! 479 00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,974 - ♪ Or spend some time and rock a rhyme ♪ 480 00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:34,107 ♪ I said, "It's not that easy" ♪ 481 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,239 ♪ It's tricky to rock a rhyme... ♪ 482 00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,067 - They don't call it the break room for nothing. 483 00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:40,504 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. [laughing] 484 00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:42,289 Holy shit. 485 00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:43,986 Oh, my instructor is here. 486 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,683 Time for my test. Wish me, luck guys. 487 00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:48,164 - Good luck, Luce. - Good luck! 488 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,993 - Whoo! - That was awesome. 489 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,864 - Who wants to dance? Come on, Granny. 490 00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:54,866 - Come on, guys. - Come on. 491 00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:56,868 Yeah. All right! Yeah! 492 00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:58,653 - ♪ It's tricky to rock a rhyme ♪ 493 00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:00,089 ♪ To rock a rhyme that's right on time ♪ 494 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,612 ♪ It's tricky! 495 00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:03,005 ♪ Huh! 496 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,441 - Wow, it looks like a new office. 497 00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:07,270 - Hah! That's what I said. Oh my, gosh. 498 00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:08,968 Chief, we're on the same page. 499 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:12,275 - Tuscan Marvel, right? - Good choice. 500 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:14,756 Well, Chief, it has been a pleasure 501 00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:17,019 so I'm just gonna go ahead and leave that with you. 502 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:19,804 - Okay. Thank you so much. - Great. 503 00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:21,197 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this? 504 00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:22,633 - A joke? - I'm sorry? 505 00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:24,157 - You said you were gonna hook me up. 506 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,985 - Oh, I did. - This is not a "hook me up." 507 00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,856 - This is a "hook me down." - I don't know what that means. 508 00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,727 - You are gouging me with these add-ons. 509 00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,512 - Oh, come on, Chief, you can just spread it around 510 00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:32,992 the station budget, right? 511 00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:35,081 - Spread what around? - The money. 512 00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:36,691 - What do think I am? A mob boss? 513 00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:38,736 - Chief, it feels like a nice office. 514 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,521 This is where a chief should hang out. 515 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:44,742 Smooth floors. "Oh! I'm the Chief." 516 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:47,223 - Think about that. - I'm not paying for this. 517 00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:49,573 We'll see. 518 00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,445 - [dramatically] If you want the ultimate, 519 00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:53,795 you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. 520 00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:54,970 - [dramatically] It's not tragic 521 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,667 to die doing what you love. 522 00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:59,148 Fucking "Point Break." 523 00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:02,934 - "Point Break"! You get it. - "Point Break." Swayze. 524 00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:04,936 - [laughing] It is the best movie. 525 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,069 Of all time. 526 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,376 - [exhales] Well, it is a workday. 527 00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:11,117 I should probably head out. 528 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,597 But thank you guys so much. It was good to see you. 529 00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,730 - Are you sure you can't stay longer? 530 00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:18,254 Maybe another cup of coffee, black? Hmm? 531 00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:20,082 No, thanks. 532 00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:22,867 I'm gonna grab my stuff and I'll just see myself out. 533 00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:24,478 [sighs] 534 00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,349 Oh, man. 535 00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,134 That did not go the way I thought it was gonna go. 536 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:29,918 - I was so subtle and so smooth. 537 00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:31,615 No, you weren't. 538 00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,748 Dude, you made crab legs cioppino for a Tuesday lunch. 539 00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,837 - I've done that before. - No, you haven't. 540 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,273 Guys... 541 00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:38,622 [inspiring music] 542 00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,711 Cupid's arrow strikes... 543 00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:44,498 six, maybe seven times in a man's life. 544 00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:45,977 - This was my ninth. - [scoffs] 545 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:47,544 That means something. 546 00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,068 The woman of my dreams just walked out that door 547 00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,504 and I may never see her again. 548 00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,854 Mm, tragic. 549 00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:54,247 Tragic. 550 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,118 ♪ 551 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,902 [sighs forlornly] 552 00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,082 - I order you to lower this bill. 553 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,474 You're not my carpet boss. 554 00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:05,823 - What the hell happened to you? 555 00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:08,913 This is not the Andy I know. 556 00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:12,221 [sighs] You're right. 557 00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,876 You know, this is why I don't do business with my friends. 558 00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:16,573 This is not me. 559 00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,097 It's just a character that I play, 560 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,881 and I hate it. 561 00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:21,361 I love being a firefighter 562 00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:23,667 because I can be Andy Myawani, 563 00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:26,148 not Special K, 564 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,759 the asshole who gets everything done. 565 00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:30,544 I don't want to be that guy. 566 00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,937 In the carpet business... 567 00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:36,027 [voice cracks] This is the only way to survive. 568 00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:40,119 Don't beat yourself up, man. 569 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,730 I know you gotta pay the bills. 570 00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,993 When I was your age, I had all kinds of side jobs. 571 00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:47,169 We called them paper routes. [chuckles] 572 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:48,823 I was a housepainter. 573 00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:51,130 I sold wooden Bibles door-to-door. 574 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,827 Whoa. 575 00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,394 - I drove the Zamboni at the Tacoma Ice Pavilion. 576 00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,004 Oh, cool! 577 00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:59,050 - Listen, Linda Price hated that old carpet. 578 00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:01,792 I bet we could get the city to pick this up. 579 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:04,317 - Really? - Yeah. Why not? 580 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,797 - I mean, it is a nice carpet. - Tuscan Marvel. 581 00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:08,364 - Yeah, you picked that! - [laughs] 582 00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:10,018 - It'll last you a long time, Chief. 583 00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:11,541 [chuckles] 584 00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,630 Especially if you got the fade resistance. 585 00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:15,023 What was that? 586 00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:17,373 - If you got the fade resistance-- 587 00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:20,202 you know, to hold the color forever. 588 00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:22,857 - Is that an add-on? - No, it's not an add-on. 589 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,468 It's just 25 bucks. 590 00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:29,385 A yard. [sighs] Man, thank you. 591 00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:31,387 - [whispering] I'm not paying for this carpet. 592 00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:33,563 ♪ 593 00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:35,913 - Cap, if Courtney leaving bothers you so much, 594 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,524 do something about it. 595 00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:38,960 I don't know about that. 596 00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:41,136 Might be best not to poke the bear. 597 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,572 - Did you guys make a bet? - Yes. 598 00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:43,617 - No. - Yes, we did. 599 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,401 Not cool. Not cool. 600 00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:47,403 - Hey, Eddie, could you meet me out by my truck? 601 00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:49,536 I just have a quick question. Bye, guys. 602 00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:53,931 ♪ 603 00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:55,846 "All you gotta do is jump." 604 00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:58,458 Fucking "Point Break." 605 00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:01,156 both: "Point Break." 606 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,898 - Son of a bitch. - Get her, Cap. 607 00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:10,992 ♪ 608 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:13,864 - What's up? - Hey. 609 00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:15,388 I just wanted to talk to you in private real quick. 610 00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,128 I'm sure you know what I'm gonna say. 611 00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:19,174 - I do. You don't have to say anything. 612 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,046 - Okay. - I feel the exact same way. 613 00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,483 I'm into you too, 614 00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:25,093 and I would love to take you out to dinner 615 00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:26,834 because today, 616 00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:28,488 I had... 617 00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,881 "the time of my life." 618 00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:34,276 - [chuckles] That's a good... [exhales] 619 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,061 Here. I'll just give you that. 620 00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:39,063 Uh, what's this? 621 00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:42,197 - It's the information for your sexual bias training boot camp. 622 00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:44,591 - What? - Since I got here today, 623 00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:45,940 you've objectified me. 624 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,681 You haven't really learned anything. 625 00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,465 You've been trying to pick me up pretty much all day 626 00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:51,380 with your non-flirting flirting. 627 00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:53,208 The cooking, the dancing, 628 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,210 and now you're gonna... 629 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,343 ask out your sexual bias instructor? 630 00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:59,301 I mean, it's a little crazy. 631 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,782 - I feel like I did an excellent job 632 00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:03,349 of not hitting on you. 633 00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:04,915 - And for the next four weekends, 634 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:06,526 you'll learn why that's wrong. 635 00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:09,311 So I'll see you at the boot camp. 636 00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:10,791 Yeah? 637 00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:13,446 [engine turns over] 638 00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:15,535 - Wait. Courtney-- - Bye. 639 00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:19,974 ♪ 640 00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:22,193 - Uncle, Eddie, I did it. I did it. 641 00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:24,805 - I passed the engineer test. - Cool. 642 00:21:24,848 --> 00:21:26,241 - This means I can drive the engine now, 643 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,851 why are you not more excited? 644 00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:29,418 No, I am excited, Lucy. 645 00:21:29,462 --> 00:21:31,290 - Congrats. - Hey, guys! I passed. 646 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,813 - [flatly] Yeah, never doubted you for a second. 647 00:21:32,856 --> 00:21:33,944 - [flatly] That's great. Cap, where's Courtney? 648 00:21:33,988 --> 00:21:35,294 What happened? 649 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,165 - She just left, but before she did, 650 00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,733 she read me the Riot Act for my behavior today. 651 00:21:39,776 --> 00:21:41,300 And then she ordered me 652 00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:43,693 to attend her sexual harassment boot camp. 653 00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:45,608 [laughs] 654 00:21:45,652 --> 00:21:47,349 - Okay. - Thank you. 655 00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:48,655 Why are you smiling? 656 00:21:48,698 --> 00:21:50,178 Now you have to go to boot camp. 657 00:21:50,221 --> 00:21:52,746 - Because this means I got another shot. 658 00:21:52,789 --> 00:21:55,009 - [funky music] - ♪ Eddie! 659 00:21:55,052 --> 00:21:58,317 - Yes, you do, Cap. Yes, you do. 660 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,057 - But seriously, can we please celebrate the fact 661 00:22:00,101 --> 00:22:01,581 that I passed the driver's test? 662 00:22:01,624 --> 00:22:02,973 - Yes! That's amazing! - Yes! 663 00:22:03,017 --> 00:22:04,279 - Come on. - Oh, whoa, whoa. 664 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,672 - Hey, what are you doing? - What? 665 00:22:05,715 --> 00:22:06,890 - Remember the seminar and stuff? 666 00:22:06,934 --> 00:22:08,022 - Just one of these. - Oh. 667 00:22:08,065 --> 00:22:09,153 - Thank you. - No, no. 668 00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:10,677 Coworker. 669 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:11,895 - That was a good job that you did. 670 00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:13,506 Thanks, guys. 671 00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:15,899 Got any of that cioppino left? Get outta here. 672 00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:22,776 [chuckling] 673 00:22:22,819 --> 00:22:25,779 - Wait a minute, you're giving me a bad Yelp review? 674 00:22:25,822 --> 00:22:28,390 "The salesman, Andy Myawani, 675 00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:30,131 "pulled the old bait and switch. 676 00:22:30,174 --> 00:22:32,089 "Beware these tactics, 677 00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:36,050 "and definitely beware the phrase, 678 00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:38,618 'I'll hook you up.'" 679 00:22:38,661 --> 00:22:41,142 - I thought we were gonna handle this like gentlemen. 680 00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:43,318 - That was before I submitted the bill to City Hall. 681 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,408 Linda Price isn't gonna pay for it and neither am I. 682 00:22:46,452 --> 00:22:48,236 I'm disappointed in you, Andy. 683 00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:50,673 - I'll tell you what, Chief. We're basically at cost now. 684 00:22:50,717 --> 00:22:54,285 So the best I can do is knock off my commission. 685 00:22:54,329 --> 00:22:55,852 Now we're talking. 686 00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:58,289 - You're cool with me forfeiting my commission? 687 00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:01,554 - I wasn't born yesterday. You're not forfeiting anything. 688 00:23:02,511 --> 00:23:03,991 Damn, you're good. 689 00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:06,472 Real good. 690 00:23:06,515 --> 00:23:09,300 Let me see this. Jeez. 691 00:23:09,344 --> 00:23:10,606 You're the toughest customer I've ever had. 692 00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:12,129 I'll tell you that right now. 693 00:23:12,173 --> 00:23:13,435 - I think I told you that before we started. 694 00:23:13,479 --> 00:23:15,394 - All right, Chief, there you go. 695 00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:17,004 There's your new price. 696 00:23:17,047 --> 00:23:18,309 You should love that number, then. 697 00:23:18,353 --> 00:23:19,485 Yes. 698 00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:21,965 Andy... 699 00:23:22,009 --> 00:23:23,314 pleasure doing business with you. 700 00:23:23,358 --> 00:23:25,360 [both laugh] 701 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:28,015 - Are you sure you don't want that stain guard coating? 702 00:23:28,058 --> 00:23:29,930 You know, with a carpet this light, 703 00:23:29,973 --> 00:23:31,148 it might be a smart idea, Chief. 704 00:23:31,192 --> 00:23:32,628 - Stop, stop, stop. Okay? 705 00:23:32,672 --> 00:23:34,848 Go sell some other chump the stain guard coating. 706 00:23:34,891 --> 00:23:36,197 All right? Dismissed. 707 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:37,633 Got it. 708 00:23:37,677 --> 00:23:40,462 Hey, thanks, Johnny. 709 00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:41,898 Ooh, so good, Johnny. 710 00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:43,030 Are you sure you don't want a coffee? 711 00:23:43,073 --> 00:23:45,032 How much per yard for that? 712 00:23:45,075 --> 00:23:47,426 [laughter] 713 00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:49,210 - Well, me and the guys have to head out. 714 00:23:49,253 --> 00:23:51,125 Vicky found out we were redoing your office 715 00:23:51,168 --> 00:23:54,563 and she hired me to recarpet your whole house. 716 00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:57,218 - She what? - Yep. 717 00:23:57,261 --> 00:23:59,960 [growls] 718 00:24:00,003 --> 00:24:01,527 Damn it! 719 00:24:04,225 --> 00:24:06,575 Fuuuuu!